Friday, February 17, 2012

Jane Lage Tere Shehr Se

'' GHAZAL''
Jane lage tere sheher se to tjhe Alvida b na keh sake.
Teri sadhgi itni haseen thi k tujhe Bewafa b na keh sake.

Khushi mili hans na sake.
Ghum mila Ro na sake.

Ek tujhe hi Dil dia kisi ko bata na sake.

Zindagi ka yehi Dastor hen
Jise chaha use paa na sake
Jise paya use Chah na sake.

Paand Ma Pusaej Paannhyari

Paand Ma Pussaej Paannhyaari Jar Waddo Aen Jaajh'a Ghanni,

Jar Waddo J Jajh'a Ghanni Ta Rab Waddo Aen Bbaajh'a Ghanni,

Asur'a Wel'a Aakhaarri Bharann'a Lae Thi Waaro Waaren Wart'a Sen,

Qaus Ta Tunhnjo Ghanneyi Kasyal Per Tarr'u Waddo Aen Taat Ghanni.

Aa Jaen Ham Nazar b

aa jaaye.n ham nazar jo koii dam bahut hai yaa.N
mohalat basaa.N-e-barq-o-sharaar kam bahut hai yaa.N
yak lahazaa siinaa kobii se furasat hame.n nahii.n
yaani ki dil ke jaane kaa maatam bahut hai yaa.N
ham raharavaa.N-e-raah-e-fanaa der rah chuke
vaqfaa basaa.N-e-sub_h koiidam bahut hai yaa.N
haasil hai kyaa sivaaye taraike dahar me.n
uTh aasmaa.N tale se ke shabanam bahut hai yaa.N
is butakade me.n maanii kaa kis se kare.n savaal
aadam nahii.n suurat-e-adambahur hai yaa.N
ajaaz-e-isavii se nahii.n bahas ishq me.n
terii hii baat jaan-e-mujassimbahut hai yaa.N
mere hilaak karane kaa Gam hai abas tumhe.n
tum shaad zi.ndagaanii karo Gam bahut hai yaa.N
shaayad ke kaam sub_h tak apanaa khi.nche na 'Meer'
ahavaal aaj shaam se daraham bahut hai yaa.N

Aa Chandni b

aa chaa.Ndanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii hai
palako.n pe sitaaro.n ko liye raat kha.Dii hai
ye baat ki suurat ke bhale dilke bure ho.n
allaah kare jhuuTh ho bahuto.n se suunii hai
vo maathe kaa matalaa ho ki ho.nTho.n ke do misare
bachapan kii Gazal hii merii mahabuub rahii hai
Gazalo.n ne vahii.n zulfo.n kephailaa diye saaye
jin raaho.n pe dekhaa hai bahut dhuup ka.Dii hai
ham dillii bhii ho aaye hai.n laahaur bhii ghume
ai yaar magar terii galii terii galii ha

Aa Chandni b

aa chaa.Ndanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii hai
palako.n pe sitaaro.n ko liye raat kha.Dii hai
ye baat ki suurat ke bhale dilke bure ho.n
allaah kare jhuuTh ho bahuto.n se suunii hai
vo maathe kaa matalaa ho ki ho.nTho.n ke do misare
bachapan kii Gazal hii merii mahabuub rahii hai
Gazalo.n ne vahii.n zulfo.n kephailaa diye saaye
jin raaho.n pe dekhaa hai bahut dhuup ka.Dii hai
ham dillii bhii ho aaye hai.n laahaur bhii ghume
ai yaar magar terii galii terii galii ha

Abhi B Aa Jao

Aa B Jao k Zindagii Kam Hai
Tum Nahe ho to har Khushii kam hai vaadaa kar ke ye kaun aayaa nahii.nshahar me.n aaj raushanii kam hai jaane kyaa ho gayaa hai mausam kodhuup ziyaadaa hai chaa.Ndanii kam hai aa_iinaa dekh kar Khayaal aayaa aaj kal un kii dostii kam hai tere dam se hii mai.n mukammal huu.Nbin tere terii 'Yamini' kam ha

Khuda ki Qudrat

Woh Aaye Ghar Men Hamaare Khudaa Kii Qudrat Hai
Kabhi Ham Un Ko Kabhii Apane Ghar Ko Dekhate Hain.

Family Means...

Do u know whats the meaningof FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

Family Means...

Do u know whats the meaningof FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

Exam Ka Tehwar

papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

33 Marks

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Paper...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Say No To Exams

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exam ka Saya He

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Samandar Bhar Syllebus

Samandar Bhar Syllabus HotaHai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Beautiful Pictures Are Devoleped

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U
The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain
Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

If U Think Positively

~ Thought 0f The Day ~
If You Think Positively, Sound Becomes Music, Movement Becomes Dance, Smile Becomes Laughter, Silence Becomes MeditatiOn, And Life Becomes A Celebration.

What Is Eid.?

"Eid" is the wonder full day to pray,
to love,
to care,
to celebrate,
to happy and Allah bless youalways,
Happy Eid
I wish for You.
The wish i wish 4 few.
The wish i wish 4 U is that
You all wishes comes true
So kep on wishing
As my all wishes are with you.
==>Eid Mubarak<==
May the noor of this month

Eid Ka Din

***Eid Ka Din***
Is Eid Per
Wo Mere Saath nahi
Magar Wo
Uski Yadain
Us Ki Batain
Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai
Us ne Mujhe
Yaad Kia Hoga
Phir Mere Khialon Mein
Khooye Huey
Tasawar Ke
Kisi Lamhe Mein
Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga
***EiD MuBaRaK***Like

Chand Rat

Dekhiye chand raat ayi hai
Sath khushian hazar layi hai
Tum chaley aao aik lamhey ko
Ham bhi manain ke eid ayi hai
Chaand bhia ya chand lamhonko
Jaisey tum ne jhalak dikhai hai
Ham ne qismat ajeeb payi hai
Eid ka din hai aur judai hai
Keh rahe hai hawa mujhy Shahid!
Us ne mehndi abhi lagaii hai

Eid Poetry

Khat Main Likha Tha Eid Kab Hogi
Humko Tareekh Likh Kr Bhijwaen
Chu’ke Jhagra Tha Is Liye Humne
Likh Dia “Ap Jab Bhi Aa Jaen”..!

Eid Ul Fitir SmS

Eid Mubarak dear.
May we carry the strengthening of iman whole year round.
May Allaah accept our 'ibadah, forgive our sins, grant us jannatul firdaus, & bless us with another Ramadan,
AMEEN

Diwali In English

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali
May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali Special

Diwali Ek Khusiyon Ka Taivhaar Hai, Andhere Se Ujaale Ki Aur Barkaraar Hai, Har Koi Andhere Ko Ujaala Karne Ke Liye Taiyaar Hai, Lekin Jo Saavdhani Rakhe,Wahi Samajhdaar Hai. Koi Waqt Ka Toh Koi Khusiyon Kaa Talabgaar Hai. Nazre Bhicha Kar Baitha.
Phool Ki Shuruvat Kali Se HotiHai, Zindagi Ki Shuruvat PyarSe Hoti Hai, Pyar Ki ShuruvatApno Se Hoti Hai Aur Apno Ki Shuruvat Aapse Hoti Hai. * Happy Diwali.

Misbah Century Bnae Ga

Teacher : ye konsa tense hai??
''Misbah century bnaey ga ''??
Student : Future impossible tense

Dhoni 2 Runs Banane k Baad...

Dhoni england se cricket khelkar aya,
Kisi ne poocha k last match main kitne Runs banay?
Dhoni: 100 hone main 98 runs the ke run out ho gaya

Select Karen

In main se koi ek cheez select karen:
.
1. Hathora
2. Handle
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Mike
7. Rod
8. Danda
9. Joota
10. Chappal
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Aur Apnay sir pe maar len.
Shukriya.

English Quotes

Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soonthere will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
B with me wen i’m Sad,
Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick,
Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die!
Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
It feels nice when some1 misses u,
feels good when some1 loves u.
feels better when some1’s with u.
But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send Uthis reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U,
I ALWAYS DO!

Kisi ka Pyar Aakhri Nahen Hota

Koi Dukh Na Ho
Koi Gham Na Ho
Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho
Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na
Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na
Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho
Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi
Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi,
Log humein pathar dil kehte hain,
Lekin wo jante nahi,
Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi
Simat saka hai kabhi zindagi ka phelaoo,
khabi bhi khatam ghame aashqi nahi hota,
nikal hi aati koi na koi gunjaish,
kisi ka piyar kabhi akheri nahi hota

Lo Aa Gaya....

Lo agaya Jis ka tha intezaar…
Sab Mil K Bolo Mere Yaar…
Decebmber main Laya Christmas Bahar
Mubarak Ho tumko christmas Mere Yaar…
Har dam khushiya ho sath
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Christmas…
Na Card Bhej raha Hun
Na Koi Phool Bhej raha Hun
Sirf Sache Dil Se
Mein Kehta Hun Apko
Merry Christmas

Happy Christmas

May the Christmas morning make us happy to be thy children and Christmas evening bring us to our bedswith grateful thoughts forgiving and forgiven. Amen.
Happy Christmas
Loving God, Close the door of hate and open the door oflove all over the world.
Let kindness come with every gift and good desires with every greeting and teach us to be merry with clear hearts.
Happy Christmas
Almighty God, I pray that thouwilt sustain me when I may beenduring for a purpose, and to accomplish it seems beyond my strength.
Renew me with courage, and give me unceasing hope and faith that is able to hold out to the end. Amen.
My three wishes for the world are that there will be no drugs that little kids will get along better and that youwill all have a Merry Christmas

Mera Ki Achanak Tabeeat Kharab

Meera Ki Achanak Flight Mein
Tabiat Kharab Ho Gayi
To Air Hostess Nain Poocha:
Are You Sick;Suffering From Fever
Meera Replied:
No I Am Muslim And Suffering From Lahore

Mera Ki Achanak Tabeeat Kharab

Meera Ki Achanak Flight Mein
Tabiat Kharab Ho Gayi
To Air Hostess Nain Poocha:
Are You Sick;Suffering From Fever
Meera Replied:
No I Am Muslim And Suffering From Lahore

Bolly Wood Funny

Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do.
Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

I m Thankful....

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute befilled with delight,
And your birthday be perfectfor you!
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Another year has come and gone,
The sands of time keep trickling away.
Your birthday reminds me to let you know
Im thankful for you each and every day.

Happy Birthday English

Happy birthday dear.
May ur all d sorrows of ur life get blow with the blow you blow to blow the candles.
And sweet memories like cake comes to ur life..
Many Happy returns of the day.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamondsand
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u todayn everyday.
Here is the weather forecast for today,
there shall be showers of blessings all over u & a heavy downpour of god's love all around u.
happy belated birthday !!

Happy Birthday

Baar baar yeh din aaye
baar baar yeh dil gaaye
tu jiye hazaro saal
yehi hai meri aarzoo
Happy Birthday To You

Me April Too Fool

Aisa DOSTANA hai hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOTtu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….fool?

Just April Fool

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
On 1st April

April Fool

1st Message of April
You are equal to sixty jamesbond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
___________________________
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
___________________________
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
___________________________
Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u.
Girl: O really.
Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April fOOl.

Happy Birthday English Text

A smile is a curve that,
sets everything straight,
and wipes wrinkle away,
hope u share a lots and,
receive a lots 4 days 2 come,
Happy Birthday
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
Happy Wedding Anniversy
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

My Love......

May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Wish U Birthday...

Hoping that the love U shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy,
Love and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

SmS Mil Gaya Forward Krne K Lye.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS milgaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz...
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....
Tumhara MOBILE bekaar ...
Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to ’HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Itni Chahat Ki Us Se...

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,
Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai,
Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,
bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare tojawab dena sikho.

Date Pe Girl Friend Ko Le Jana Ho..

Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho
To Usko “Burqa’a” Or “Naqab” Pehna Lo
Is Tarha Shabbir B Nai DekheGa
Or Munni Bad-Nam B Nai Hogi
Zubaida Apa K Jawani K Totkey

Date Pe Girl Friend Ko Le Jana Ho..

Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho
To Usko “Burqa’a” Or “Naqab” Pehna Lo
Is Tarha Shabbir B Nai DekheGa
Or Munni Bad-Nam B Nai Hogi
Zubaida Apa K Jawani K Totkey

Konsa Pathan Khan Nhn He??

Wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai…
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Dastar khan.
“Zubaida Apa” ky peheli waly tootky……

Agar Sar Per Baal na Aen To....

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamense kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay…

Ghar Me Machhar Barh Jaen To...

“Ghr me machar ziada hojaento gaye(cow) ka khusk goberbeech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,
Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga:-D

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