Select Karen

In main se koi ek cheez select karen:
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1. Hathora
2. Handle
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Mike
7. Rod
8. Danda
9. Joota
10. Chappal
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Aur Apnay sir pe maar len.
Shukriya.

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Mera Ki Achanak Tabeeat Kharab

Meera Ki Achanak Flight Mein
Tabiat Kharab Ho Gayi
To Air Hostess Nain Poocha:
Are You Sick;Suffering From Fever
Meera Replied:
No I Am Muslim And Suffering From Lahore

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Mera Ki Achanak Tabeeat Kharab

Meera Ki Achanak Flight Mein
Tabiat Kharab Ho Gayi
To Air Hostess Nain Poocha:
Are You Sick;Suffering From Fever
Meera Replied:
No I Am Muslim And Suffering From Lahore

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Bolly Wood Funny

Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do.
Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

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SmS Mil Gaya Forward Krne K Lye.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS milgaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz...
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....
Tumhara MOBILE bekaar ...
Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to ’HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

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